Thursday, March 23, 2006

Radio City Live! concert on 17th Mar.

Well its a known fact that very few people actually like this FM station. I hate everything about this station, the RJs, the content(absolutely crap), the ADs(around 75% of the airtime is for ADs i guess). But i am forced to listen to it on my daily commute to office and back home. So thats how I came to know about this program Radiocity Live in which budding Bangalore Bands are given a forum to perform. I listened to couple of bands, they have done a commendable job. Then at the end of this event, RC organised a concert featuring three popular bands:
along with Parikrama the star band. The concert was on 17th March, I along with my colleague Nagaraj, gate crashed and just were there on time to listen to Swarthma(we missed the other two). And boy, was i impressed. They were amazing with their fusion music. I was blown over by the vocals of Vasu Dixit, too good. And their compsitions "E Bhumi" and "Jana Kaha hain Mujhe" were really good. You can listen to the snippets here.

Then came Parikrama, started off with Highway to Hell, then moved to their own compositions like Superhero, But it Rained, Rhythm & Blues, mixed it with a number from Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd( Coming back to Life), then ended with "Smoke on the water". The Lead Guitarist of the band was really amazing. Then they had a fusion round with Swarthma and Phenom, which was ok. On the whole the concert was well organised, the audio setup was good.

Ratings(out of 5*):
Audio Setup: ***1/2
Bands:***
Hosts:**

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Funny alternatives to a standard proverb!

The original: Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime.


  • Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish. Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly on fisheries.
  • Teach a man to fish, and you can sell him a ton of accessories.
  • Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime ... unless, of course, he doesn't like sushi -- then you also need to teach him how to cook.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
  • Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man a fish he'll get drunk then fall out of his boat and drown.
  • Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; Teach him to use the Internet, and he won't bother you for weeks!
  • Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give him a case of dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and unidentifiable chunks of fish.
  • Give a man some fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
  • Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll overfish, cause famine in the next three regions and pollute the atmosphere with his fish.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man religion and he will starve to death praying for a fish
  • Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for a whole weekend.
  • Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Enlighten him further, he owns a chain of seafood restaurants
  • If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; if you give a man a machine that makes fish, teach him to operate it, and enslave him, you feed yourself for a lifetime.
  • Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.
  • Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment.
  • Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
  • Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi - then you also have to teach him to cook.
  • Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.
  • Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.
  • Give a man a fish, and you satisfy his fish craving for a day. Give him fish aversion therapy, and you eliminate the craving for life.
  • Give a woman a fish and you'll be sleeping on the couch again.
  • Give a man a fish, and he'll wonder what you want from him.

Source: http://calum.org/files/teach-a-man-to-fish.php